Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
