Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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