Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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