Pants 0. Shit 1.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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