He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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