Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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