I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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