shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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