shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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