Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
