So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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