You're a womanizer and a bitch.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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