She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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