i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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