pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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