i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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