I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize
