are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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