And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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