what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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