Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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