the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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