Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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