am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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