When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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