You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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