How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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