stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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