that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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