i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just gift wrapped bread.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Randomize
