What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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