i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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