You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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