I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im six kinds of drunk right now
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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