Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He did a backflip because drugs
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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