so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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