Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I will be naked everywhere
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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