It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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