Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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