And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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