"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It's shark week go big or go home
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
