You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
