it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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