I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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