so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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