a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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