You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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