Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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