I need help removing her.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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