Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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