ugly people sure do ruin things
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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