He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You took a bar mat shot.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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